Father Christmas

D A Bm A When I was small I believed in Santa Claus G D Em A Though I knew it was my dad D A Bm A And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas G D Em A Open my presents and I'd be glad

Bm F# But the last time I played Father Christmas Bm F# I stood outside a department store D A Bm A A gang of kids came over and mugged me G D Em A And knocked my reindeer to the floor they said

G D G D Father Christmas give us some money G D A Don't mess around with those silly toys A G D G D We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over G D G A We want your bread so don't make us annoyed A G A D Give all the toys to the little rich boys

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D A Bm A Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit G D Em A Don't give my sister a cuddly toy D A Bm A We don't want a jigsaw or Monopoly money G D Em A We only want the real McCoy

G D G D Father Christmas give us some money D G D G A We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed G D G D Father Christmas give us some money G D A Don't mess around with those silly toys

Bm F# But give my daddy a job cause he needs one Bm F# He's got lots of mouths to feed D A Bm A But if you've got one I'll have a machine gun G D Em A So I can scare all the kids on the street

G D G D Father Christmas give us some money G D A We got no time for your silly toys A G D G D We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over G D G A We want your bread so don't make us annoyed A G A D Give all the toys to the little rich boys

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A Have yourself a merry merry Christmas A Have yourself a good time A But remember the kids who got nothing A E While you're drinking down your wine

G D G D Father Christmas give us some money G D A We got no time for your silly toys G D G D Father Christmas please hand it over A G D G A We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed

G D G D Father Christmas give us some money G D A Don't mess around with those silly toys A G D G D We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over G D G A We want your bread so don't make us annoyed A G A D Give all the toys to the little rich boys

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