Martin Tidy

D A I guess I got to get this fucked up thing done A A7 First I have to get a gun D From some guy I picked at random D A Shit he looks like a nice guy

A A7 His gun's probably just in a drawer D In his little French grocery store D Man I could maybe just snag it D A Without a lot of goddamn drama

D A D A E A Who knows maybe this will be e-a-s-y D A D A E A And I could have an hour off to feel e-a-s-y

A A7 Cause there's some heavy-duty stuff soon D Like breaking into an armed compound D Fighting guys in crazy suits D A And probably a dog too

A A7 You'd think I could just breeze into D This guy's grocery stroll past the chips and D Lift his gun then cruise out D A Nice and easy

D A D A E A Maybe I'm fucking crazy but this could be e-a-s-y D A And in the sweet hour after A D A E A I could even have beers with my friends

A A7 Probably there's cool wine bars and shit D Around here where we can sit D And just shoot the breeze about the weather D A And maybe girls respectfully

A A7 I already asked my three friends to meet me D Around here cause this is gonna be D Easy goddamn it to take this sweet-faced grocer's gun D A Man he has a sweet face

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D A D A E A Man that shit was so fucked up and sure wasn't e-a-s-y D A D A E A Holy shit we all can get arrested here any second

A A7 I'm telling my friends to act like D Everything's cool and nothing happened D But I'm pretty fucking sure D A I don't have two of my fingers

A A7 Also I think Dennis lost some D He's behind me here and I hear him crying D A Probably we're not going to a wine bar

D A D I don't like songs about trains D A E A There's just too many in my opinion D A But goddamn I hope a train D A E A Pulls into this fucking station D A D And that train has to roll up soon A E A In like fifteen fucking seconds